partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

(via coldforest)

ddemotivators:

Healer
posted by Arbane
vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much
vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

(via onekeanesonofabitch)

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.
via chrisisoninfiniteearths:

Fantastic.

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.
via chrisisoninfiniteearths:

Fantastic.

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.
via chrisisoninfiniteearths:

Fantastic.

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.
via chrisisoninfiniteearths:

Fantastic.

agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

via chrisisoninfiniteearths:

Fantastic.

(via courfeyracisinthehousetonight)


sw meme: {2/2} spacecrafts - the millennium falcon
➝ She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts. 

sw meme: {2/2} spacecrafts - the millennium falcon
➝ She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts. 

sw meme: {2/2} spacecrafts - the millennium falcon
➝ She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts. 

sw meme: {2/2} spacecrafts - the millennium falcon
➝ She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts. 

sw meme: {2/2} spacecrafts - the millennium falcon
➝ She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts. 

sw meme: {2/2} spacecrafts - the millennium falcon
➝ She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts. 

sw meme: {2/2} spacecrafts - the millennium falcon
➝ She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts. 

sw meme: {2/2} spacecrafts - the millennium falcon
➝ She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts.

sw meme: {2/2} spacecrafts - the millennium falcon

She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts.

(via thekrug)

cyberlocc:

soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy

(via somenerdyguy)

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

(via brpunk)

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

(via tumbledore-)

audiencezombie:

koulin:

gamercrunch:

This guy knows how to Far Cry

image

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT

(via apocalyptic-prophit)

communistbakery:

annabellehector:

me

how is this you. explain how. are you someone who falls for the same thing over and over?? are you a human being that doesn’t understand the concept of transparency????? why did you say “me” what does this mean. why

(via tumbledore-)

neural-entropy:

circuitslave:

For CyberMax:

1:  Your Mega-Corp has lost a private war in the last fiscal quarter

2:  You are no longer terrified of the Corp’s employee monitoring program

3:  Your employer has been humiliated in a popular EZine

4:  You are sure your company did not put out this list just to see if you would read it.

5:  You are not being given access to the latest version nanobots to protect your health.

6:  Profit at your Mega-Corp is less than 3000%

7:  Your company gym does not have the GruntMaster 6000

8:  Serif retinal replacements are not covered by your Insurance

9:  Neural Jacks not provided in decorative tin

10:  Corporate Logo not holographic or visible from Mars

11:  Suits issued are not safe from all known small arms

12:  AI copies of deceased relatives not available

13:  Corporate limousines have less than 12 wheels

14:  VR Vacation packages still include “Florida”

15:  No Off World presence

Fuck I need a new job

(via today-is-great)

outofcontextdnd:

Lawful Good Dracomancer: I rolled a 19 on Thievery to unlock the chains?

DM: Yeah you free Orion from his chains.

LG Dracomancer: Oh. Cool. I’ve… never done that before.

Barbarian: Welcome to the world of Neutral Good.

LG Dracomancer: *whimpers*

(via spez95)