1: Your Mega-Corp has lost a private war in the last fiscal quarter
2: You are no longer terrified of the Corp’s employee monitoring program
3: Your employer has been humiliated in a popular EZine
4: You are sure your company did not put out this list just to see if you would read it.
5: You are not being given access to the latest version nanobots to protect your health.
6: Profit at your Mega-Corp is less than 3000%
7: Your company gym does not have the GruntMaster 6000
8: Serif retinal replacements are not covered by your Insurance
9: Neural Jacks not provided in decorative tin
10: Corporate Logo not holographic or visible from Mars
11: Suits issued are not safe from all known small arms
12: AI copies of deceased relatives not available
13: Corporate limousines have less than 12 wheels
14: VR Vacation packages still include “Florida”
15: No Off World presence